"People who have monsters recognize each other. They know each other without even saying a word."
Benjamin Alire Sáenz, Last Night I Sang To The Monster (via cameronbaum)
They really need to make capri sun packs bigger. I’m not fucking 7 anymore. I am a grown man. All I’m saying is that sometimes 6.5 fl. oz. just doesn’t cut it.
*SHOUTING TO THE HEAVENS*
WELL THAT TOOK A FUCKING TURN
O M F G
THIS IS IT. THIS IS WHAT WINS THE INTERNET. THIS RIGHT HERE.
"Trust yourself. At the root, at the core, there is pure sanity, pure openness. Don’t trust what you have been taught, what you think, what you believe, what you hope. Deeper than that, trust the silence of your being."
Gangaji (via sunflower-mama)
benefits of being friends with me
- shitty jokes whenever you ask for them
- shitty jokes whenever you don’t ask for them
Anonymous said: One of the saddest and most hil- NO BITCH, the sad thing here is the fact that you're a stripper. If you want respect, maybe you should've graduated high school. 😂😂 when did stripping become a legitimate career?
Awww, you tried so hard, but unfortunately I can’t hear you over the sound of my debt-free college degree and massive disposable income.
#tell your dad I said thanks for funding my lifestyle